UNIVERSAL NEWSFEED

June 23, 2022 -Durt Fibo

To make life easier, I’ve created today’s Facebook newsfeed for everybody, assembled from genuine headlines and guts:

Empathy cafes are safe places where normal people share
Time travel is complicated
It’s difficult to picture flooring
Thin and loosen mucus for 12 hours
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Three women, one national crisis
Join us in congratulating the Les Schwab Team of the Month
It’s a mystery to me what products are sold there
Bald headed boy and girl
Admins aid Putin’s censors
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Stay cool with incentives for energy-efficient home upgrades
Pimp my ride rocket launcher
The perfect Mormon family, and then I fell in love with my friend
Electric Ocean!
Legal fees can be stressful
All our hope is pinned on famine