March 20, 2023 -Durt Fibo

This morning a besotted Dmitry Medvedev applied his remaining brain cell to resolving the Russian dilemma it created when it attacked Ukraine last February. Pondering the the ICC’s issuing of an arrest warrant against Vladimir Putin, Medvedev bemoaned the “final collapse systems of international law.”

In a prolix and pugnacious Telegram post, he declared that “Trust is gone,” and ended up promoting his solution of simply bombing the Hague.

After analyzing the conduct of the “shitty ICC” and imparting that “It is obvious that the powerful shout from the USA that we did not ratify the Rome Statute at all, fuck off pigmies, caused an animal urge in the judges to perform natural needs not related to justice,” [whatever that means to the uninebriated] Medvedev concluded his screed by menacing: “And further. The ICC judges got excited in vain. Look, they say, we are brave, we did not crap ourselves to raise a hand against the largest nuclear power. Alas, gentlemen, everyone walks under God and rockets. It is quite possible to imagine the targeted use of a hypersonic carrier from the North Sea from a Russian ship at the Hague courthouse. Can’t beat him, alas. And the court is just a miserable international organization, not the population of a NATO country. Therefore, the war will not start. They will be afraid. And no one will regret. So, citizens of the judge, carefully look into the sky …”

His complete text can be found here: