BIGGEST PRISON BREAK IN GERMAN HISTORY
December 16, 2022 -Durt Fibo

1,500 tropical fish escaped around 5:43 this morning from a gigantic aquarium in Berlin’s Radisson Blu hotel. The towering cylindrical tank, a key tourist attraction in the Mitte quarter, 11,5 meters in diameter and 16 meters high, with a popular elevator that ran through its center, was the world’s biggest freestanding fish tank, holding a million liters of water. At least two people were injured and 350 Radisson guests were urgently evacuated. The technicalities of the explosion that destroyed the tower, formally named Dom Aquaree, are still unexplained, but the burst actually registered on seismographs in Germany, and the bouillabaisse of rushing fish and water smashed through windows and doors as it poured through the area. Police were called out to manage the resultant unmanageable traffic, along with contingents of up to a hundred firemen. Some of the fugitive fish might’ve escaped in waiting cars.